{"id":1239,"date":"2014-11-04T14:44:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T14:44:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/niemanstoryboard.org\/2014\/11\/04\/annotation-tuesday-jonathan-goldstein-and-the-little-mermaid\/"},"modified":"2024-10-30T13:47:33","modified_gmt":"2024-10-30T13:47:33","slug":"annotation-tuesday-jonathan-goldstein-and-the-little-mermaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/niemanstoryboard.org\/2014\/11\/04\/annotation-tuesday-jonathan-goldstein-and-the-little-mermaid\/","title":{"rendered":"Annotation Tuesday: Jonathan Goldstein and The Little Mermaid"},"content":{"rendered":" \n
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Annotation Tuesday ventures into a new medium today with our first annotation of a radio story. It\u2019s a natural fit. The human voice is, of course, the original storytelling instrument. Plus, some of the most innovative narrative work out there these days is in audio. (For more on that, check out our interview<\/a> last week with the producers of the hit podcast \u201cSerial.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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The piece we\u2019ve selected to inaugurate this feature originally aired on \u201cThis American Life\u201d in 2002. Titled \u201cBuddy Picture,\u201d it\u2019s better known today as \u201cThe Greatest Phone Message of All Time,\u201d  or, more simply, \u201cThe Little Mermaid.\u201d If you\u2019ve never heard Jonathan Goldstein\u2019s classic story about the phone message that turned an annoyed mother into a Columbia University celebrity, stop reading and click here<\/a> now.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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We chose this story not only because it\u2019s exceptionally entertaining but because it\u2019s such a classic that it inspired \u201cThis American Life\u201d host Ira Glass<\/a> to create a new award for this year\u2019s competition at the Third Coast audio conference<\/a>, which opens Friday in Chicago. \u201cThe Little Mermaid\u201d prize, to be announced Sunday, will recognize a 3-60 minute documentary or story that is \u201cFUN in subject matter and style,\u201d according to the competition guidelines. As Glass writes on the Third Coast website<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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\u201cNow and then it occurs to me that some of my very favorite radio stories would never ever win an award because they\u2019re not about anything Big and Serious and Important. There\u2019s a whole class of stories I love hearing and doing that really are just out for fun. These stories often require just as much craft and thought and cunning as the big important stuff. Radio would be duller and sadder without them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Jonathan Goldstein<\/a>, who wrote and produced the \u201cThe Little Mermaid,\u201d now hosts the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation\u2019s radio show \u201cWireTap<\/a>.\u201d We asked another former \u201cTAL\u201d producer, Lisa Pollak<\/a>, to interview Goldstein about the craft and thinking that went into his piece. They met last week at the CBC\u2019s New York City bureau, where they discussed, among other topics, the beauty of the phrase \u201cbitch squealer,\u201d the control-freak nature of good radio production and how a \u201cw\u201d sound can keep you out of trouble.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Also, please heed the caveat on all the program\u2019s web transcripts, which warns that the stories are \u201cproduced for the ear and designed to be heard, not read.\u201d In other words, if you haven\u2019t already stopped to listen to the story<\/a>, do it now, before reading this annotation.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Lisa Pollak\u2019s comments are in red ; Jonathan Goldstein\u2019s responses are in blue . But first, some questions:<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Lisa Pollak: Before we get to the annotation, can you tell me how this story came about?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Jonathan Goldstein: Well, I think it started with me wanting to get my friend Josh [Karpati] on the radio. But I couldn\u2019t just say, \u201cMy friend Josh is really funny so we should put him on the show.\u201d Working for a show like TAL, which is so story-driven, I had to figure out a story.  I\u2019ve described it subsequently as a Trojan horse for me to get Josh on the air.  And even the message itself was a kind of MacGuffin \u2014  something to orbit around so I could kind of put on stage my dynamic with Josh, which I thought was an entertaining one based on our telephone calls.  Josh is a semi-regular on the show I\u2019m doing now, \u201cWireTap\u201d on the CBC, and, in some ways, that Little Mermaid story was a blueprint for the entire show.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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So the phone message story was one you\u2019d heard from him.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Yes, it was just something he\u2019d always talked about.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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I worried a little that asking you about this story was like asking a band to play that hit song they\u2019re tired of talking about.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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<\/strong>It\u2019s a bit weird because I did it like 15 years ago or so. But not everybody has a story like that which connects with people. If you\u2019re lucky you\u2019ll have something like that. So it\u2019s cool. And I feel like I was lucky in terms of the facts of it, the way that things all kind of came together. The fact that the message was preserved, and that everyone I spoke to knew about it. It\u2019s a pleasure when you\u2019re working on a story where everyone wants to participate and everybody has a memory. It was a fun experience.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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Any thoughts on why audiences love this piece so much?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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<\/strong>I think it adheres to Ira Glass\u2019s idea about what makes a radio narrative work\u2026 presenting a new enigma every 45 seconds or so. So it continues to surprise as you listen. I also think it\u2019s fun to listen to someone be yelled at on national radio.<\/p>\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n \n

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“Buddy Picture”<\/a><\/h3>\n By Jonathan Goldstein
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\n\u00a0Ira Glass: And so without further ado, let us turn now to Act One. This Act One is the story of the greatest phone message of all time. Some people see it that way anyway. You may judge for yourself. A quick warning that there is one famously nasty word in this story that occurs exactly seven times. Count them yourself. But do not worry. We beep the word every single time. Producer Jonathan Goldstein tells the tale.\u00a0<\/a>Since this is Nieman\u2019s first-ever annotation of an audio piece, I\u2019ll point out that this is called a host intro. Did you write it or did Ira?<\/span>\u00a0Ira did, I’m sure, though I remember that he thought we needed to get in front of the swear words and I believe it was my idea to make that into a joke and actually count them, and possibly allow the listener to count them down.<\/span>And while we\u2019re on the subject, how does a having a host intro affect the way you write a lead? Do you think of it as a headline or something more?<\/span>\u00a0I think the intro can be helpful. It can get the paperwork out of the way and let you get to the meat, the jokes, more quickly. It allows you to coldcock the listener [and] take the stage in the best way possible. It\u2019s not so much a headline, as a headline might tell too much and step on what’s to come, but is the work of an introduction… sometimes delivered by a hype man.<\/span><\/span>
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Jonathan Goldstein: The first thing you should know about my friend Josh is that he calls me a \u201cbitch squealer.\u201d Now, “bitch” isn’t the bad word you’re going to be hearing in this story. And that’s because it’s referring to an actual dog, a fenced-in security dog that barked at me and Josh while we were out walking one night. And while my scream may have been louder that evening, Josh’s scream was definitely higher-pitched, which to my mind means Josh should rightfully be called the “bitch squealer,” while perhaps I should be called something like “bitch bellower” or “bitch loud crier.” Just the same, “Quit your bitch squealing” is what Josh says to me when I ask him to please change the station on the car radio or to stop crowding the armrest in the movie theater. \u00a0<\/a>Was it a no-brainer to start with bitch squealer or did it take some work to figure out the lead?<\/span>\u00a0 I feel like everything I\u2019m going to say will do nothing but take away from people\u2019s enjoyment of this story. But I think it\u2019s a kind of poetry. Like certain phrases and word constructions such as “bitch squealer” or whatever are just funny. Like “diggy do.” And you can feel it.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0The other thing to know about Josh is that he thinks of himself as an idea man. And he always refers to his ideas as pure gold. So a few years ago, when I first started doing stories on the radio, I would call him up and ask him if he had any story ideas. And he always did. The thing was, most of them involved hot dog eating contests and all-nude car washes. One time Josh talked to a French-Canadian waitress who used the words \u201cdiggy do\u201d as a conjunctive phrase, as in, \u201cMy mother, she gave birth to me in Lac Saint-Louis, and diggy do, I’m in Montreal.\u201d Josh tried to convince me that this semantically innovative young woman was most definitely worthy of a 40-minute interview on national radio.\n
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Just the other day, Josh was telling me about this really funny phone message that he heard back in his college days, and how I should definitely do a radio show about that. He swore to me that it was the defining moment in his class’s campus life that year. Now, how is a person supposed to believe something like that?\u00a0<\/a>At the risk of further crushing the audience\u2019s \u00a0enjoyment, can you break down your decision to frame the piece around Josh trying to sell you on his idea? I think a lot of writers would have heard about the phone message and figured that was the whole story.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0I felt like [the message] was one of those kinds of pitches that on paper wouldn\u2019t sound like very much… a story about one of these fancy-pants guys from Columbia and the rip-roaring time that they had in college. There\u2019s no stakes there. The stakes come from me looking like an idiot because I don\u2019t believe Josh. And in the end he is right and I\u2019m wrong and I get my comeuppance and everyone goes home happy. It feels like something happened. And it\u2019s kind of meta \u2026like the story itself becomes a character because you\u2019re rooting for it to succeed. So not only do you get the satisfaction of hearing the message, but there\u2019s the added satisfaction that it actually exists, that Josh was right.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: I can imagine you really liking this message.\n
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Josh: Oh, I see. I see.\n
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Jonathan: No, no, no. I mean it sounds like you got a kick out of it at the time. But I can’t imagine it being like an atomic bomb that hit the campus or something.\n
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Josh: Yeah. See, this is clearly another example of the failure of your imagination. How many times have I given you ideas that you have naysaid? How many times have I given you gold-standard ideas\u2014\u00a0<\/a>So where did this conversation take place?<\/span>\u00a0Josh went into a studio in Montreal and I was in the studio in Chicago at the time. \u00a0I remember having a conversation with Ira where I said, \u201cAren\u2019t people going to wonder, when I say, \u2018Just the other day Josh was telling me\u2019\u2026.Won\u2019t that seem strange that we conduct our conversations in a radio studio?” And [Ira] was like, \u2018No you have to understand, the audience, they think we\u2019re these little people that live in the radio\u2026\u2019 He had this whole reasoning for it, and he was right. He just knew it was going to be invisible, and I was overthinking it.<\/span>\u00a0I feel like it goes without saying that this tape is brilliant, but can you spell out why it was important for you to record Josh telling the story?<\/span>\u00a0 I thought to just tell the story in script wasn\u2019t enough. What I wanted to do is give people the enjoyment of hearing the story the way I heard it, and in order for that enjoyment to exist, you had to get to know Josh the way I know Josh. You had to get to know our dynamic.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: Josh yells at me a lot, especially when he thinks I’m not taking his ideas seriously. When we go out to eat, he yells at me loud enough to make the other patrons turn around and look at us. Sometimes though, he’ll get all unexpectedly silent, and just stare out the restaurant window, and then turn to me and say something like, \u201cWouldn’t life be better if there was a big old pig sitting out there by the fire hydrant? Why can’t life be more like that?\u201d\n
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But anyway, to get back to the phone message, the one Josh heard in college, I’m telling you about it not to demonstrate what a slightly misguided colorful character Josh is, but to chart with honesty the unfairness of my pre-emptive bitch squeals of doubt.\n
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Josh: Yes, like a precursor to the Internet. Thank you, Mr. Current Affairs Guy. So it was an amazing utility. People could forward all kinds of crazy messages. So one day, there was this guy named Fred. And his mother left him a message on his answering machine. And he forwarded it to maybe one or more of his friends. And his friends turned around and did a Brutus, and they stabbed him in the back. And they forwarded this message across campus to everyone. So do you want to hear the message? All right. So he prefaced it by saying–\n
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Jonathan: You have it? You have the message?\n
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Josh: I do not have the message. I have the message in my head. I am telling you a story. All right?\u00a0<\/a>What\u2019s going through your head as you do this interview?<\/span>\u00a0At every beat I know that certain things are going to set [Josh] off and I know that\u2019s only going to prolong the gratification. It was like, even when he\u2019s about to tell me what the message is and then I ask him, \u201cOh, you have the message?\u201d And I knew he didn\u2019t have the message, but I also knew he would beat me up for it. And then when he\u2019s just about to tell the message he\u2019s like, \u201cYou\u2019re ready?” And I\u2019m like, \u201cYeah, yeah,\u201d and then he goes, \u201cOh, one more thing.\u201d And I left that in because I felt like, you\u2019re with him. You\u2019re along for the ride in this wonderful way.<\/span>\u00a0This isn\u2019t the first time Josh is telling you the story, but it sounds like it could have been. How do you do that?<\/span> \u00a0There’s this idea in radio that the best kind of tape is tape in which something is “happening.” So if there is a feeling of you reacting, being surprised, laughing, it makes it feel — though it\u2019s only a conversation in a studio — \u00a0like something is happening. And the listener will have a bit more of that vicarious thrill… the joy of being in it together. So you want to find a balance between knowing some things but still allowing room for surprise. And I have to admit, I’m not much of a laugher, which has made my career in radio more difficult. I do not have the free and easy laugh that makes subjects feel like they are the wisest, funniest people in the world. I try to sound like I’m smiling \u00a0but that doesn’t always come across. I have to do things like say “Wait… you what?” or repeat what they just said to underline it for the listener. And one of the things I love about Josh is that he makes me laugh in a way very few people do and so he makes me a better broadcaster than I am.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Josh: All right. So he prefaced it by some kind of a sad little lead-in. In a little voice, he was like, “I think you’d would appreciate hearing this message from my mother.” And then the message played. This was the entirety of the message. And I’m going to do the voice for you as best I can. You ready?\n
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Josh: Oh, sorry. More background. Apparently, he was not a hit with the ladies, Fred. This is what I was led to understand. I’m not sure if this is true or not. But he had managed to score a date to go see “The Little Mermaid,” of all movies. “The Little Mermaid.” OK? So this is the message his own mother, his blood relation, leaves for him. And I quote, “You and ‘The Little Mermaid’ can both go [BLEEP] yourselves. The books you wanted, they’re not here. They must be in La Jolla. I’m not going to wait up all night for you. Goodbyyye.” That’s the entirety of it. All right?\n
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Jonathan: Yeah. That’s the message that his mother left him?\n
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Josh: That’s correct. You catch that part? “You and The ‘Little Mermaid’ can both go [BLEEP] yourselves.” I love you, son. That’s gold.\n
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Josh: Then somebody took it– some evil mix-meister genius took it and remixed it into a 12-inch dance version. “You and The Little Mermaid, La Jolla, La Jolla, [BLEEP] yourselves, [BLEEP] yourselves. They’re not here, the books. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.\n
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Josh: Are you even listening to a word I just told you? This was the “The Producers” of its day, OK? Everyone heard about it. Everyone knew it. Everyone had an opinion about it. Every single person who attended Columbia that year, I guarantee you they would know what I’m talking about.\n
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Jonathan: I still didn’t believe him. But just for the hell of it, I phoned the Columbia alumni magazine to see if there was anyone there who might remember anything about the Little Mermaid message. I ended up speaking to someone who not only attended Columbia in the early ’90s and remembered the message, but just like Josh had, he actually quoted it to me, the whole message. “You and The Little Mermaid can both go [BLEEP] yourselves. I can’t find the books. They must be in La Jolla. I’m not going to wait up all night for you. Goodbye.” The guy then became so excited at the thought of someone doing serious research about the message that he offered to use the Columbia database to look up every Fred that might have graduated around that time. No matter how long it took, he said, it would be worth it if I could track down some recording of the message and allow him to hear it again.<\/a>Were you surprised by how into it they all were?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0Yes. I remember making this call at my desk and then the person\u2019s whole tone changed. I wasn\u2019t even recording the call.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Ben Feldman: This is the funniest call I’ve ever received. Well, you and “The Little Mermaid “can go to hell.\n
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Jonathan: A few days later, Josh called me back. He had found out Fred’s last name from his older brother, who it turns out graduated the same year as Fred. Josh said that Fred’s last name was Schultz. And I told Josh that this was great news. And Josh told me to shut my squeal hole, which I did.\n
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So I called Fred Schultz. And it turns out that he had recorded the original message and still had a copy of it, a copy which I am now going to play for you. Remember, this is a phone message that was forwarded from one person to the next, each person re-prefacing the previous prefaces as it made its way from one voice mail message box to the next.\n
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Woman 1: Guys, I have never heard a phone mail message like this one. Listen to the first person. You are going to die.\n
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Man 1: No seriously, this is the funniest one of all of them.\n
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Jonathan: These giddy introductory messages continue for two and 1\/2 minutes, each one revving up the impending drama, acting as a kind of stage curtain that opens onto another curtain, and yet another one still, each one teasing you with the tantalizing proximity of the main stage about to be bathed in the spotlight.\u00a0<\/a>The way you set up the tape here makes it even funnier and more dramatic than it would be on its own. Can you talk about the thinking behind this writing?<\/span>\u00a0Basically, I\u2019m telling people what\u2019s happening as it\u2019s happening. But you have to be economical. I can\u2019t play all two and a half minutes of tape here so I want to give people the pleasure of the tape in a tighter way. I want people to find the tape entertaining in the way that \u00a0I find it entertaining That\u2019s the great thing about radio, how you can juxtapose script with tape and have each one enhance the other and work in tandem and that\u2019s the pleasure of mixing. There was a lot of time and thought put into what would be the tape that comes up \u2013the funniest blip that really pops, and you use the other stuff underneath while you\u2019re talking.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Man 2: OK, I’ve gotten like 95 phone mail messages in the last two days, but this is the funniest.\n
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Man 3: This is going to blow you away. This makes the other ones look like chopped liver.\n
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Man 4: There comes a time in life when we hear the greatest phone mail message of all time. And well, here it is. You have to hear it to believe it.\n
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Joan Schultz: Hi, Fred. You and The Little Mermaid can go [BLEEP] yourselves. I told you to stay near the phone. I can’t find those books. You have other books here. It must be in La Jolla. Call me back. I’m not going to stay up all night for you. Goodbye.\u00a0<\/a>Do you think you could have done the story without a tape of the message?<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0I think I needed to have it. It makes [the story] so much more satisfying, doesn\u2019t it? It feels like we\u2019ve gone someplace. Because we really aren\u2019t going anywhere. It\u2019s just me talking to people in a studio. There\u2019s no real scenes. And yet it feels like we\u2019ve gone on this odyssey.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: These days, Fred Schultz lives in Venice Beach, California. He plays in a band, he skateboards, and he pretty much seems happy. When he sent me the recording of the Little Mermaid message, he also included burnt incense and a CD of his band’s soundtrack for a film about cannibalism called Eat Me. Here’s a clip. [MUSIC – “EAT ME”] Fred is the kind of guy who, when the subject gets on to future plans, will tell you he’s thinking pretty seriously about moving onto a boat.\u00a0<\/a>Did you meet Fred in person?<\/span>\u00a0No, he went into a studio in California. Years later, I met the technician who had mic\u2019d Fred. [The technician] told me, and this speaks to what\u2019s great about radio, because you weren\u2019t distracted by the fact that Fred showed up to the studio barefoot with just half a beard on one side of his face and clean-shaven on the other side, and I think dreadlocks on both sides of his head. And then I got on his mailing list and he was running for president, I think with a dog as his running mate or something.<\/span>\u00a0I think so many writers would have use a cliche like \u201cfree spirit\u201d or \u201cdoesn\u2019t follow convention\u201d to describe Fred. The boat is so memorable and totally gives you a picture of him.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0I remember that as being Ira\u2019s idea. He asked what I knew about Fred and I mentioned the thing about the incense that he sent in the mail and also that he talks quite a bit about his plans to move onto a boat. Ira could see that it was all you needed to know about him in a way that I don\u2019t think I was able to clue into then.<\/span><\/span>\n
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When I ask him about the phone message from his mom, he says that from the moment he got it, he knew he was sitting on something big. The question then became, what was he going to do with it?\n
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Fred: I did sit down and stress and think about it for like an hour or two. I debated whether to send the message out to anyone. And then I sat down and listened to music, and just thought about it, re-listening to the message and just thinking, should I send this along or just let it die, kill it, hit erase.\n
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Jonathan: But Fred decided not to hit erase. And he explains his mother’s cryptic message this way. He had called looking for an old school notebook. She said she’d search for it, but only if he’d wait by the phone while she did this special favor for him. But did he stay by the phone? No, he did not. As for “The Little Mermaid,” this was the one thing Josh was completely wrong about.\n
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Fred: My whole life, I have had a thing about mermaids– and dolphins, but mermaids.\n
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Fred: My outgoing message, first it had Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” singing “Part of Your World,” singing like, “Part of your world\/What would I give if I could live out of these waters?” And then I jump on and say, “Hi, please leave a message for me and ‘The Little Mermaid.'” And then you hear beep.\n
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Jonathan: Now put yourself in his mother’s shoes. To hear Joan Schultz, Fred’s mom, tell the story, that outgoing message was like a call to arms.\n
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Joan: I hear “The Little Mermaid” music. And he said, “Sorry I can’t answer you now. Please leave a message for me and ‘The Little Mermaid.'” Well, that’s all I had to hear. I was so infuriated and so incensed, that without even thinking– and I never ever say this word– I said, Fred, you and “The Little Mermaid” can both go [BLEEP] yourselves. And I slammed the phone down.\u00a0<\/a>The moment we first get to hear from Joan is so surprising and satisfying. It\u2019s like, You got her to talk! \u00a0And she\u2019s really likable.<\/span>\u00a0Yeah, you\u2019re sort of on her side a little bit. Because Fred\u2019s kind of like — \u00a0you can imagine if he was your son he\u2019d be driving you crazy. I\u2019m overstating it but you know, I wanted her to have her moment too.<\/span>\u00a0Was she different than you expected?<\/span>\u00a0I think I was most surprised by how formal she was being. Like she was on her best behavior. She reminded me a bit of my own mother. We weren\u2019t in the same studio but if I were to imagine her, I would picture a woman dressed up for going out in the Sixties. Cat\u2019s eye glasses. Stole. Handbag on lap. I\u2019m not sure why. At no point did I feel sorry for Fred.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: So late that night, studying in his dorm room for finals, Fred finally decides to forward the message to his friend Jeff. Then Fred goes to bed. And by the next morning, he wakes up to discover, that just like one of those guys in one of those movies, his life has suddenly become forever changed.\n
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Fred: My message machine was blinking that all 10 messages that it accepts are filled. They were all filled with people– like chains of 20– it had already gone around to say each chain had hit 20 or 30 people.\n
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Jonathan: How many people heard it over the course of the night?\n
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Fred: Hundreds had already heard it in the middle of the night.\n
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Jonathan: Over the course of how many hours?\n
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Fred: Like four hours.\n
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Jonathan: What was then to follow for the Schultzes was nothing short of campus-wide celebrityhood. Women ran up to Fred and hugged him. Men envied him for his ability to inspire that much raw transparent hostility in his mother. The phone message was so popular that, like a hit TV show, it spawned spin-offs. Other messages circulated with people commenting on the original.\n
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Woman 3: As a history major, I think we’ve got to put this into a class struggle perspective. His mother represents–\n
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Man 5: From a political science standpoint, I would say that both Fred and his mother are products of the political system.\n
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Man 6: I feel that Mrs. Schultz’s sexual desire for her son, Fred, is manifest.\n
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Jonathan: And Josh was even right about the dance remix version of the message.\n
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Joan: You and The Little Mermaid can go [BLEEP] yourselves. The Little Mermaid can go [BLEEP] yourselves, yourselves, mother, mother.\n
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Jonathan: Although no official at Columbia could confirm this next claim, virtually everyone I spoke to who graduated Fred’s year remembers this as a point of fact. The popularity of the Little Mermaid yielded message threads that were too long for the new voice mail technology to handle. And so the messaging service for the whole of Columbia crashed.\n
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It goes further still. Fred’s mother’s message went on to become the most crowd-pleasing musical number from the year-end Varsity Show, a time-honored all-male production that goes back to Columbia alumni Rodgers and Hammerstein in the early 1900s. The choreographed routine involved a kick line of hairy-legged men in seashell brassieres and mermaid tails. Steve Nadick, the show’s lyricist, dug out the words and favored me with a few select lines.\n
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Steve: Oh, here it is. Look at that. But I don’t even know if this is the final wording, because I see some handwritten notes on the side. It starts off, “We beautiful creatures inhabit the sea. Fish-women, frolicking frivolously. Although no one said that we’d have to enjoy-a, it still could be worse. We might be in La Jolla.” And we sang “in La Jolla” as Handel’s “Messiah.” “So it’s time to decide what you might want to do. We’re not going to wait up all night for you. Goodbye.”\n
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<\/a>One thing that\u2019s impossible to appreciate in this transcript is how much the music adds to the comedy and pure enjoyment of the piece. This spot, where “Hallelujah” plays, seems like a good time to ask: \u00a0Did you pick the music?<\/span>\u00a0I scored the piece, yes.<\/span>\u00a0Explain what that entails.<\/span>\u00a0Generally, I would audition about an hour, an hour and a half’s worth of music that seemed appropriate… trying out various songs. A great deal of time is put into this, as you know. And usually happens until late at night , the night before broadcast. It’s kind of an ineffable business, but the idea is to have songs in there that round various bases, make you feel like you’re going some place, being told a story.<\/span>\u00a0Were there any particular choices that you\u2019re really proud of?<\/span>\u00a0In listening again, I do like how the music stops in the diggy do story — \u00a0like it\u2019s an old-timey snare drum rim shot — and kicks back up. It’s subtle but time consuming. I\u2019ve jokingly said that radio can be such a control-freak kind of thing because you can read the script the way you feel it should be read, you can apply the kind of scoring music you want, all of these things. If it\u2019s the wrong song, you can see the wires and you feel like you\u2019re being pushed to feel something that you\u2019re not inclined to feel. But if it\u2019s the right song, it gives you that extra little push to feel some emotion.\u00a0It\u2019s telling people what to feel. And if you\u2019re on the money and you\u2019re telling them to feel the things that\u2019s appropriate, then it\u2019s great\u2026but if it\u2019s off, it just feels like people see the artifice of it.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: As even the most casual viewer of VH1’s “Behind the Music” knows, fame like this doesn’t come without a price. When Fred’s mother came to New York for her son’s graduation, she experienced the darker side of super stardom.\n
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Joan: On Broadway, in restaurants, in the shops there they would say things like, that’s Fred’s mother. That’s the Little Mermaid. And I was mortified. Wherever we were, people would point and laugh and snicker.\n
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Fred: So she just made it her job, at that point, to just walk up to any random group of people, and just start saying, “You don’t understand. I never use the F word. He provoked me. He provoked me.” So she felt that that was her responsibility, to clear her name, to at least let them know she never curses.\n
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Joan: Before my message came along, the funniest message they had sent around was something like other kids’ mothers begging them not to forget to use their rubbers in the rainy season.\n
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Jonathan: Here’s an example of what Joan Schultz is talking about, one of those feel good homesy messages. This is a message from Huey Hockman’s grandparents, making sure he was taking care of his cold.\u00a0<\/a>This message was amazing. Do you remember who gave it to you?<\/span>\u00a0I know, that was such a treat and such a fortunate thing to have. \u00a0Fred was really helpful so he might have saved it, but it might have been somebody else at the school. I don\u2019t remember.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Huey’s Grandmother: Huey, we heard you have a cold, darling. We called to see how you feel.\n
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Huey’s Grandfather: Yeah.\n
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Huey’s Grandmother: And to tell you we love you.\n
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Huey’s Grandfather: Yeah.\n
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Huey’s Grandmother: That’s all. We hope you’re OK, darling.\n
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Huey’s Grandfather: Yeah, me too.\n
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Huey’s Grandmother: Good night.\n
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Huey’s Grandfather: Good night.\n
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Joan: Mine was so far and above that that they won’t even go back to the old one.\n
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Jonathan: Do you take a certain level of pride in that?\n
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Joan Schultz: I guess so. In a strange way, yes.\u00a0<\/a>This was a great moment.<\/span>\u00a0I think if I unraveled the raw tape, I might find that I had to dig to get her to the point where she admitted her pride in the message. One funny thing about Joan is how she says “I never use that language” and then the way she throws it off in the retelling so casually, you just know she can curse like a character in a Guy Ritchie film.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: The Little Mermaid message was everything Josh said that it was. And now that I spoke with everyone about its glory, there was really only one more person left to talk to.\n
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Josh: What do you want?\n
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Jonathan: I made some calls to Columbia. I spoke to some people who went to school the same time that you did. Yes, I did. And diggy do, you were right. It was all true. The message made a great impact.\n
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Josh: Wow, thanks John. Listen, what a bastard you are. I gave you gold. Don’t you understand?\n
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Jonathan: But anyway, you are missing the point that what I’m saying is that I apologize, because you are right.\n
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Josh: I diggy don’t give a rat’s ass.\n
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Jonathan: I am going to read to you a piece of the script that I’ve written that I’m thinking I might actually end this whole story with, because I want to get some of your feedback. OK?\n
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Josh: Oh, I’m ready.\n
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Jonathan: I would say something to the effect of, “And so a recording intended for one person unintentionally became the beloved property of thousands. And in so happening, the message went from being what might have been considered a rather tragic personal artifact that spoke of dysfunction to becoming a triumph of contemporary American humor.” \u00a0<\/a>To me, this was like you got to have your cake and eat it, too. You\u2019re able to gesture at the TAL \u201cbig idea\u201d ending and make fun of it at the same time. \u00a0Was this the actual ending you\u2019d written?<\/span>\u00a0Maybe I was still figuring out how to write endings, but I think it was a bit of a parody. I wanted to give Josh something really juicy to sink his teeth into.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Josh: What is that? That’s public radio wussy talk. Be a man.\u00a0<\/a>He did sink his teeth into it.<\/span>\u00a0What he actually said was, “That\u2019s a lot of public radio pussy talk.” Which in its alliteration is just a beautiful way of putting it. But we couldn\u2019t put “pussy talk” on the radio. So we spent a ridiculous amount of time in Ira\u2019s office taking the \u201cwuh\u201d from another word — probably a \u201cwhat\u201d from \u00a0Josh getting angry at me and saying, \u201cWhat the fuck are you talking about?” — taking that \u201cwuh\u201d sound and I swear to you it might have been a half-hour cutting it together and cross-fading it with \u00a0\u201cussy talk.\u201d The beautiful irony of it is that it\u2019s the most public radio pussy-talking thing you could possibly do, to spend all this time changing “pussy” to “wussy.” \u00a0And even after doing that crossfade for half an hour, I still feel like it doesn\u2019t sound right. I always hear the edit.<\/span><\/span>\n
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Jonathan: No, a part of that whole statement is that I’m actually saying to you, “You were right and I was wrong.”\n
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Josh: All right. Whatever. If you want to talk that fancy talk, you do your thing. But don’t drag me into your serious voice nonsense. And you get to speak in this stentorian tone, like, “And then America laughed at this inadvertent piece of comedy. I’m Jon Goldstein.”\n
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Ira Glass: Jonathan Goldstein<\/a> broadcasts his bitch squeals these days as host of the CBC’s program “WireTap<\/a>,” which you can hear on some public radio stations in this country and also find on the Internet. His friend Josh<\/a> is a regular contributor to the show.\u00a0<\/a>Before we go: Any thoughts about “The Little Mermaid” becoming an award at Third Coast?<\/span>That seems like a suitable epilogue to the whole thing. Dance remix. Musical. Radio award.<\/span><\/span>\n\n\n <\/div>\n <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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